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Caffeine Dependent Tee
Caffeine Dependent Tee
Find Your Fit 🧙
These are Gildan 64000 shirts: fitted and soft — perfect for questing or chilling at the inn.
- S: Chest 18" | Length 28"
- M: Chest 20" | Length 29"
- L: Chest 22" | Length 30"
- XL: Chest 24" | Length 31"
- 2XL: Chest 26" | Length 32"
- 3XL: Chest 28" | Length 33"
Chest Width: Measure across (not around) the chest one inch below the armhole when laid flat.
Length: Measure from the highest point of the shoulder down to the bottom of the shirt.
🧩 Tip: If you’re between sizes, size up for comfort during long campaigns!
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Description
Description
🛡️ Everyday Armor, Minus the Chainmail
This isn’t just a graphic tee - it’s a quiet nod to the people who know that the real campaign starts Monday morning.
Soft enough for long sessions. Clean enough for real life. Subtle enough to spark a knowing glance instead of a five-minute rules debate.
Wear it to game night. Wear it to the brewery. Wear it to work and see who rolls perception.
The Details (Because Stats Matter):
✔️ Premium soft cotton (Gildan 64000)
✔️ True-to-size unisex fit
✔️ Lightweight, breathable ring-spun cotton
✔️ Tear-away label for zero itch
✔️ Ethically grown U.S. cotton
✔️ Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA
Washing Instructions
Washing Instructions
🛡️ Legendary Lootwear Care Guide
Keep Your Armor Quest-Ready
Your tee is built for everyday adventures - here’s how to keep it leveling up for the long haul:
🧼 Wash Inside Out
Turn it inside out before washing to protect the print and keep colors sharp.
🌡 Cold Water. Gentle Cycle.
High heat is the real villain. Stick to cold water and mild detergent.
💨 Skip the Battle Spin
Avoid heavy-duty cycles that cause unnecessary wear.
🌬 Air Dry When You Can
Hang dry for best results.
Using a dryer? Low heat only - and keep it away from heavy items.
🔥 Iron Inside Out (Low Heat)
If needed, iron on low and avoid direct heat on the design.
Treat it well, and it’ll show up for every quest ahead.
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🧼 Wash Inside Out
Turn it inside out before washing to protect the print and keep colors sharp.
🌡 Cold Water. Gentle Cycle.
✔️ Tear-away label for zero itch
✔️ Ethically grown U.S. cotton
✔️ Printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
📦 Shipping
✔️ Free shipping on orders $75+
✔️ Printed & shipped within 3–5 business days
✔️ Delivery typically takes 2–5 business days after shipment
Note: Shipping rates (if applicable) are calculated at checkout before you pay - no surprise boss fights.
🔁 Returns & Refunds
We want you to love your gear. If something isn’t right, we’ll make it right.
✔️ Incorrect, damaged, or defective items are eligible for a full refund.
✔️ Refund requests must be made within 30 days of purchase.
To start a return, email us at: support@legendarylootwear.com
🛡️ Refund Eligibility
To qualify for a refund:
• Item must be unused
• Item must be returned in original condition
• Request must be made within 30 days
If you have questions, just reach out. A real human will respond.
Policy subject to change as we continue leveling up.
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Built for Quests (and Everyday Wear)
🧙 Designed for Adventurers
“Every design is created with RPG fans in mind — from dungeon crawls to daily quests. These tees are made to spark conversation, earn laughs, and show off your class without saying a word."
🧵 Softest in the Realm
“Made from ultra-soft, breathable fabric that moves with you. Comfortable enough for all-day wear, long sessions, and well-earned rest at the inn”
Lightweight. Flexible. Zero itch.
🛡️ High-Quality Prints That Last
“Printed using high-quality Direct-to-Garment (DTG) methods, so designs stay crisp and vibrant through countless washes, campaigns, and crit fails."
FAQ's
What size should I order?
🧙♂️ All our shirts use the Gildan 64000, a unisex soft-style fit. We recommend checking the size chart on the product page for exact width and length measurements. Still unsure? Size up for a looser adventuring fit!
What kind of shirt is this?
🛡️ We print on high-quality Gildan 64000 tees — a customer favorite for their soft, breathable cotton and great durability. Perfect for long campaigns, conquests, or casual village strolls.
How long does shipping take?
📦 Each shirt is printed to order! That means production takes 2–4 business days, and shipping within the U.S. typically takes another 3–7 business days. We’ll send you tracking info as soon as your gear ships!
Need more answers?
📜 Check our full FAQ page for more questions about returns, bundles, and care instructions — or send a raven (email us at support@legendarylootwear.com) and we’ll be happy to help!